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Joined Nov 09, 2020

@LarrytheCableGuy

OFFICIAL PARLER/ Voice of Mater. -Cars 1,2,3/ 2 Grammy Noms/ 4 Billboard Awards/ 1 JD Power Award/ Annoying critics since ‘91/ Golf’s Ambassador to the UN

   

@GitRDoneLarry Parler Account @LarrytheCableGuy profile picture @LarrytheCableGuy  6 months ago   223K
It’s crazy to watch people I grew up with that always were saying to “question authority” and they are now the same people that are in charge and get all bent when you “question their authority.” 🤷‍♂️

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@GitRDoneLarry Parler Account @LarrytheCableGuy profile picture @LarrytheCableGuy  6 months ago   213K
We went hunting by the Nuclear power plant and shot an 83 pt buck!

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@GitRDoneLarry Parler Account @LarrytheCableGuy profile picture @LarrytheCableGuy  6 months ago   221K
I have no idea what the news story was but they just showed on tv Chris Christie jogging across a stage and all of a sudden a vase fell of my coffee table! 🤷‍♂️

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@GitRDoneLarry Parler Account @LarrytheCableGuy profile picture @LarrytheCableGuy  6 months ago   226K
I just invented a 500 dollar pill for constipation that works amazing. You give a person the pill and they swallow it, then you tell em the price and TaDa.....they crap their pants!

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@GitRDoneLarry Parler Account @LarrytheCableGuy profile picture @LarrytheCableGuy  6 months ago   304K
The vid of that woman being shut down while a movie company was allowed to set up legally right next to her business is outrages. Where’s the medical community. This isn’t science. Why don’t they speak up over these elected d-bags twisting their science? They say nothing!! Covid I now know is not only dangerous to certain groups but it is being used as a tool to eliminate America’s small businesses. There is absolutely no reason this woman has to shut down her business. Where’s the medical community denouncing this? Where’s the peer reviewed science that lets these officials do this. There isn’t!!

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@GitRDoneLarry Parler Account @LarrytheCableGuy profile picture @LarrytheCableGuy  6 months ago   217K
So my wife always wanted a couple mini highlanders so here’s her Christmas present. I now show you the 2 new Christmas babies, Dudley and Pinkus. (I know..I’m awesome)

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@GitRDoneLarry Parler Account @LarrytheCableGuy profile picture @LarrytheCableGuy  6 months ago   187K
Ugh.. always around the holidays it never fails....So today my truck was making a Whiney Grating irritating sound so I pulled over at the first gas station I saw and dropped my mother n law off! Badabing! (Thank you, tip the waitress!

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@GitRDoneLarry Parler Account @LarrytheCableGuy profile picture @LarrytheCableGuy  6 months ago   188K
I talked to my sister n law the other day and she said “I gotta go, I gotta get my Beauty sleep.” I said “don’t forget to set your alarm for 2042” ... well... I thought it was funny anyway.

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@GitRDoneLarry Parler Account @LarrytheCableGuy profile picture @LarrytheCableGuy  6 months ago   195K
Exciting show tonight. Cannon is currently looking for the Goon that tried to poison his Chicken Piccata. .

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@GitRDoneLarry Parler Account @LarrytheCableGuy profile picture @LarrytheCableGuy  6 months ago   205K
Call me names if you want but the BeeGees is one of the best documentaries out there! So good. If you’ve never been at a club on a 70’s night and walked toward your friends real slow and cool coming out of the bathroom just as jive talkin’ came on then you’ve missed a big part of being alive!

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@GitRDoneLarry Parler Account @LarrytheCableGuy profile picture @LarrytheCableGuy  6 months ago   177K
So I’ve never shared this before but I have a crazy hobby. I grew up raising hogs and I lived next door to the livestock barn and I used to hang out there EVERYDAY and I still love those things. So I head to my barn sometimes and listen to the radio, try and think of jokes all while making miniature farms. Best hobby ever. Just finished this one. This is a few pics of a small cattle operation.

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@GitRDoneLarry Parler Account @LarrytheCableGuy profile picture @LarrytheCableGuy  6 months ago   173K
Since we still can’t get out and preform in large venues I thought I’d reminisce and share my favorite show of all time. Since I have THE GREATEST fans ever, here’s a pic from 11 yrs ago. Kevin Hart and I are the only 2 American stand ups to do a solo show in a football stadium. This is from 2009 at Lincoln Memorial Stadium in Nebraska taped for Comedy Central. 53 thousand strong and I’ll never forget it. Y’all are so good to me and I thank you for not just this but every show.

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@GitRDoneLarry Parler Account @LarrytheCableGuy profile picture @LarrytheCableGuy  6 months ago   163K
Everytime someone texts you ya never know what the proper way to end it is. No one ever wants to be the one to get the last text. So every text message ends with both parties doing a string of 👊🏻,💪🏼,🎉🎉💪🏼👊🏻👊🏻👍🏻👍🏻🕺🏻🎼💪🏼🇺🇸🤦🏼‍♂️ for 5 minutes.

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@GitRDoneLarry Parler Account @LarrytheCableGuy profile picture @LarrytheCableGuy  6 months ago   182K
Yikes

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@GitRDoneLarry Parler Account @LarrytheCableGuy profile picture @LarrytheCableGuy  5 months ago   167K
Still one of the funniest commercials back when they had funny commercials and not every this was a social commentary .

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@GitRDoneLarry Parler Account @LarrytheCableGuy profile picture @LarrytheCableGuy  5 months ago   143K
Merry Christmas and Happy New Year everyone!! I appreciate y’all tons. I’m taking a break for a few days. Hope y’all have a great next few days.

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@GitRDoneLarry Parler Account @LarrytheCableGuy profile picture @LarrytheCableGuy  5 months ago   205K


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@GitRDoneLarry Parler Account @LarrytheCableGuy profile picture @LarrytheCableGuy  5 months ago   181K
🤦🏼‍♂️

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@GitRDoneLarry Parler Account @LarrytheCableGuy profile picture @LarrytheCableGuy  5 months ago   158K
Well this stinks. Knucksie was one of my all time fav Braves. Saying he’ll give ya a lotta innings is an understatement. Guy used to have 23 wins on a 56-60 win team! RIP Knucks and thanks for the memories.

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